haven't done one of these in a hot minute (read:: YEARS), so why not? here is some material for the water cooler.
>snoop dogg - if that's what we're calling him again - uses his craft to poke fun at our new president, causing him to cry about it. boo-freakin'-hoo.
>dolly parton's old manager, who was with her for a super long time, has passed. she's sad about it, of course.
>everyone's favorite pop ginger is going to be on game of thrones. where on earth will they fit him in? are there other gingers on GOT? hmmm...
>thanks to these ridiculous US border regulations as of late, sxsw is pretty much ruined for international artists who are just trying to be relevant.
>dear lollapalooza, $4200 for your luxury experience? who is buying this, and are they single?
>if you're really missing the heyday of the cranberries, you're in luck!
>david bowie has gone into space posthumously.
>rihanna is going to be in an artsy movie with the douchebag from 'girls.'
>while i'm not a huge fan of adele, she is rather funny.